Why Did the Guineas Cross the Road?

Because Old Man Winter and Mother Nature can't make up their minds. One day it is in the 60's. The next it is in the 30's. Wednesday morning it snowed, for two minutes. An hour later the sun was shining. Today the wild guineas were out looking for ticks to eat, and if the weather has the birds confused, it may just have the ticks confused as well. Trust me, ticks, nobody wants you to come out of hibernation yet. Except for the guineas. Ignore them, please.